Banana van Alzo

Banana Pablo van Alzo (born August 18, 2012, in San Juan, Puerto Rico) is a Puerto Rican professional handball player for the Baltimore Poes of the Major League Handball (MLH) league. van Alzo is the current goalie for the Baltimore Poes. Considered one of the premier goalies in the league, van Alzo started his career on the New York Lights, before being traded to Baltimore in a 3 team trade that would send Butch Goalie and a first round pick to Seattle that would land van Alzo in Baltimore. van Alzo would have an immediate impact, as the team would not lose a single game with van Alzo on the roster, as he would end up an MLH All Star (2045), and a member of the All MLH 3rd Team (2045). van Alzo is also a 12x NBA All Star (2031-2040, 2042), a 7x member of the All NBA 1st Team (2033-2039), a 2x member of the all NBA 2nd Team (2032, 2040), a 1x member of the all NBA 3rd Team (2041), a 2x NBA Finals MVP (2036, 2037), an NBA MVP (2036), and a 3x NBA Champion (2036, 2037, 2042).